Posted 4 hours ago

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

nobodylovesringostarr:

nobodylovesringostarr:

Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 

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Posted 1 day ago

surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

Beauty of the Universe

(Source: neptunesbounty)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

(Source: prospit-page)

Posted 1 week ago

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago